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Dear Diary, 
if I had ever doubts about the success of Dumblum’s Waaagh, they are gone. I saw the ultimate weapon today: pumpwagons. Propelled by snotlings they roll over Beethoven and everything else in their way. The first machine is called Clean Death. It is a converted washing machine which is still used as such between battles. The other is called JPS which stands for Lotus Powered Snotlings, because the crew lives from lotus flowers instead of the usual fungi.
So the J in JPS is really an L but when they realized an L has the hook to the right they had their business cards already done. That’s life. The wagons leader and driver go by the heritary titles Chapman and Fittipaldi. Squiggy bit me today. I have the feeling she looks very often for this new goblin ...
Two Snotling Pumpwagons.
40 points each.